1). Deacon has a series of questions that he asks the kids right before communion on Sunday. Ivan was struck by a particular question last time.
Deacon: "Why did Jesus die on the cross for our sins?"
Ivan (with a look of shock): "Jesus died in a lacrosse game?"
2). Ivan has taken to sticking his finger in his eye quite frequently this past week. I noticed he was licking his finger after he did it.
Amy: "Why are you licking your finger, buddy?"
Ivan: "My eye tastes like your dinner."
3). Madeline picked up a knew word recently which is always fun. She went outside on Saturday and there was quite a wind. Apparently, it was trying to blow her away. Madeline ran in the house and this is what she came up with:
Madeline: "I am flying away like a
maniac out there!"
Amy: "Oh, what's a
maniac?"
Madeline: "Oh, you know, it's like a funny little bird."